Winterbrook 14

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lirvilas
3rd Mar 2016, 10:00 AM

An experimental page.

Well, it is what it is...

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ProfEtheric
3rd Mar 2016, 10:37 AM

Something tells me the reporter is a harder target than they think.

Also, are we seeing the development of a CONSCIENCE for Chuck?

I like the page layout. It's interesting. I'll say more about it after I have thought more about it...

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lirvilas
4th Mar 2016, 7:43 AM

Chuck is kinda platonic for Tona... and even in his upside-down psycho killer world, it's not cool to see a friend having a really shitty day.

And as we've seen, you don't get to be an investigative reporter without having one hell of a pair of sprinting legs.

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ProfEtheric
4th Mar 2016, 8:36 AM

*cues up "Legs" by ZZ Top*

You know I am already drawing up revenge scenarios against MSV agents involving *my* upside-down psycho killer, right?

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lirvilas
4th Mar 2016, 9:17 AM

As an advisement, MSV kinda sucks at any situation that doesn't allow for gunplay... so your guy should NOT engage them in that fashion, not that he does anyway.

Also, you'd better hurry up before Augustus rolls around

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anonymous coward
4th Mar 2016, 10:05 AM

The reporter in question is in unfamiliar territory, running in the snow in winter with a bondage choker locked on her neck. If she manages to get away then the MSV people are fucking incompetent at woman-hunts.
....They could well be, actually. Their skillset seems to mostly focus on willingness and ability to shoot things and be merciless.

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lirvilas
4th Mar 2016, 10:27 AM

Felicia's boots are pretty ridiculous too, so it *could* be that Ivan and New Guy are having a little fun before they close for the kill.

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Rd Ashes
3rd Mar 2016, 10:44 AM

Gorgeous is what it is.
I love this colour palette that you've been using lately.

This really is quite the intense raid, isn't it?
What the hell?

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lirvilas
4th Mar 2016, 7:44 AM

Thanks!

I'm glad that this is coming off as intense, because in a few weeks we're going to be going to a death-by-powerpoint meeting.

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anonymous coward
4th Mar 2016, 10:06 AM

Death by Powerpoint? You magnificent troll.

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MadJak91
3rd Mar 2016, 5:20 PM

I hope that collar is not a tracking device of sorts...

I am not going to underestimate Felicia but I would be already coughing up blood from running in winter from two trained guys :D

I hope the car starts. Because we know the usual scenario: "Start, goddammit, START!"

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lirvilas
4th Mar 2016, 7:46 AM

Sometimes a fetish-y S&M collar is merely a fetishy-y S&M collar.

And yeah, for a smoker she's got a great pair of lungs, too.

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Rd Ashes
4th Mar 2016, 8:08 AM

YOU THINK EVERY COLLAR IS A TRACKING DEVICE!!!
;-D

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MadJak91
4th Mar 2016, 9:07 AM

Because you guys have a weird obsession with tracking devices and other riot suppressants all the time lmao.
Sheesh! PARANOIA!

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anonymous coward
4th Mar 2016, 10:14 AM

You should really lighten up man, it's not official or anything but I have some good news for you: I heard a rumour they probably aren't going to implant your tracking chip this year.

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MadJak91
5th Mar 2016, 1:36 AM

Dude, that was an inside joke because many collars lately :D
But I will stop. Sorry.

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anonymous coward
5th Mar 2016, 6:36 AM

Heh, I was just taking an opportunity to make a sarcastic joke about both conspiracy theories and the actual, real, provable, creepy surveillance activities that governments get up to at the same time.

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MadJak91
5th Mar 2016, 7:53 AM

There is so much you can do.
We still have pretty much normal ID cards but they are getting replaced with ones that have a chip. Not that you have any say in it. Once your old card is void as mine will be in summer, you have to get the new one and that is it.
Of course, it is always advertised as an advantage as the chip gives you the ability to do god knows what and that is why you need one.
It always starts with how you will be able to locate something with your phone but I guess that is testing it.

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anonymous coward
5th Mar 2016, 12:48 PM

The deeply distrustful would assert you're insufficiently paranoid if you even have a cellphone. Those things are personal tracking devices all by themselves, they have to be in order to work at all for mobile phonecalls.

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MadJak91
5th Mar 2016, 9:27 PM

Software sends info. If you get rid of it then your hardware still sends info. You can disconnect from the Internet but your router/modem still send something. If you smash them then at least your TV does that. Throw it out of the window and we still have the phone.
Nay. Back to the caves! Or just accept it.

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Call Me Tom
4th Mar 2016, 12:38 AM

Wow! I love how you did the layout of this page I think it hits home with a feeling of hopelessness. I love it and would become your disciple (if I had any clue how to) from how this page hit me!

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lirvilas
4th Mar 2016, 7:48 AM

Your wish is granted... and thanks for the praise!

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anonymous coward
4th Mar 2016, 10:11 AM

The "FNG" eh? The... blank, national guard?
Also, 'shot a guy over a Slurpee' is one of those beautiful touches that rounds out a sordid history of excessive mayhem and violence. You're pretty good at this.

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sigpig
4th Mar 2016, 10:45 AM

FNG = F-ing New Guy.

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anonymous coward
4th Mar 2016, 2:04 PM

Thank you, I never really understood the intense, American-military fetish for acronyms except as a way of sorting in-group from out-group. I'd call the same thing a 'saibot.'

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