Los Angeles 22

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lirvilas
5th Aug 2016, 10:00 AM

And there you have it. Chuck's life of impromptu murder and mayhem reaches its end.

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revzet
5th Aug 2016, 10:09 AM

RIP in pieces

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lirvilas
5th Aug 2016, 11:00 PM

This is one of those comments that makes me wish I had an encyclopedic knowledge of speed metal songs... there's got to be at least one with a chorus of "Rest In Pieces".

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revzet
6th Aug 2016, 12:03 AM

Hehehe xD

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Seabiscuit
5th Aug 2016, 10:25 AM

Wh-
No!
T-there still might be time...?
Noooo D:

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lirvilas
5th Aug 2016, 11:03 PM

Better pour out a 40 oz... or lobby Spelledeg to do something about this.

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Spelledeg
6th Aug 2016, 12:14 AM

Nahh no lobbying needed, I can take a death or five, just might be whiny about it.

Got invested, man

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lirvilas
6th Aug 2016, 5:43 AM

No really, y'all subscribers stand by, Aisel's not done here.

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jamie59
5th Aug 2016, 10:44 AM

Chuck you should've zigged instead of zagged.
Eric that much will put the place into orbit.

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lirvilas
5th Aug 2016, 11:04 PM

Amateur rocketry!

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steveha
5th Aug 2016, 10:46 AM

Chuck could still get the Robocop treatment. Sure, the bullet hole through the lens of his sunglasses looks bad... but hey, how hard could it be to replace Chuck's brain?

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lirvilas
5th Aug 2016, 1:01 PM

There'd be a lot more blood if he took one in the face. As for the glasses, he bonked his head on his way down(?)

But your point stands--there's not a whole lot of horsepower in between them ears, any l33t skillz he's got are mainly down there in the brain stem.

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Dragonrider
5th Aug 2016, 1:07 PM

All problems are solvable with the proper application of large quantities of C4/Semtex/RDX the correct detonators and timers.

In a pinch old fashioned TNT will work also.

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lirvilas
5th Aug 2016, 11:05 PM

Yes yes yes, this is a classy production and we'd NEVER use ammonium nitrate/fuel oil weapons...

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anonymous coward
6th Aug 2016, 5:17 AM

Okay, hypothetical problem:
-You're half awake, on the edge of a giant crater that used to be all your explosives and other worldly goods except for what you're currently wearing.
-There are cops closing in on all sides and there are at least three already pointing guns at you, ordering you to freeze.
-You have three objectives: 1) Get your home and stuff back; 2) Have the cops just let you go and let everything go back to normal; 3) Retain and continue performing your regular hours Wednesday-through-Sunday job running a notable and successful restaurant which you are part-owner of.

How do you solve this problem with explosives?

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lirvilas
6th Aug 2016, 5:23 AM

I think all of you are making an assumption about Eric that needs to be questioned.

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Centcomm
5th Aug 2016, 3:57 PM

that.. is a LOT of C4...

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lirvilas
5th Aug 2016, 11:06 PM

It's like Play-Doh for adults!

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Spelledeg
5th Aug 2016, 11:52 PM

CHUCK NOOOO. RIP :(
I wasn't expecting anything til Sunday dang. I WASN'T READYYY.

Also holy crap, that's a lot of explosive power there.

I'm curious how Eric plans to blow everything to smithereens while also saving Sonja, those two don't seem to go together.

Aisel what u doing, slacker

EDIT: Come to think of it we haven't seen Cannon yet either tho, well frick

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lirvilas
6th Aug 2016, 5:42 AM

Bingo, give that lady a cigar.

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sigpig
6th Aug 2016, 1:54 AM

Right chest and right lower abdomen, both are easily survivable with prompt medical assistance (that he may still get, seeing the amount of capital invested in him for the drone pilot scheme).
There IS a lot of C4, but it may take some time to place it properly (as the FIRST attack on the WTC showed) since a large blast isn't enough to bring down a huge building, since it will not compromise the support pillars down to the foundation.
Of course, Eric wouldn't leave something like that to chance, so I'm pretty sure he already rigged the OTHER truck-full of C4 in the "proper" locations...

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lirvilas
7th Aug 2016, 4:24 PM

Sooooo in the "Save Chuckie-poo" dead pool we've got one vote for "Dr. Ashton with the Robocop Remedy"... noted.

This building (based on Fox Plaza) isn't gigantic (only 35 floors), and it's probably built a little tougher than the usual skyscraper owing to its location in a seismic zone. Still, I wouldn't want to be in there if a VBIED went off in its basement.

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anonymous coward
6th Aug 2016, 5:23 AM

Is it wrong that I want to see the charts of Eric's contingency tree? I really want to see the charts, fuck this action stuff, gimme the charts!

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lirvilas
7th Aug 2016, 4:20 PM

working on it

SRSLy, if I can keep awake after I get done with W&L tonight I'll get you that contingency plan on MSV.

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ProfEtheric
6th Aug 2016, 12:53 PM

Plan C-4 that is.

"The last two numbers are always the same. C-4" - Fiona Glenanne

RE: "Rest in Pieces"

A quick Google search brought me this thing. Don't know if you can use it. :)

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steveha
7th Aug 2016, 3:25 AM

I haven't paid much attention to Saliva, but they did some work on a video game that I liked, "Spy Hunter" (the modern version). Here's the Peter Gunn theme as performed by Saliva.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctgoZjKA9Ng

There is a version with vocals but IMHO it's a non-improvement. If you watch this YouTube video, the image shows a poster for a movie that never got made but was at one point under development, featuring The Rock as the "Spy Hunter". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVPFi1ikbeQ

And for completeness, here is the final level of the Spy Hunter video game where this song plays. The car transforms into a boat and has machine guns, missiles, and a "railgun" (which somehow seems to have a guided and slow projectile) yet the car is faster and more maneuverable than the enemy cars that are just cars with a couple of guns on them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8XZd3JHow4

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lirvilas
7th Aug 2016, 4:19 PM

Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full!

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hrwilliams
6th Aug 2016, 10:27 PM

Haha now this is a pun I can get behind.

AlsothatisalotofC4ohmy

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lirvilas
7th Aug 2016, 4:17 PM

This is why we can't have nice things.

And I'm not talking about the explosives!

heh

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Travis
7th Aug 2016, 12:32 AM

C-4, It's always on the contingency tree somewhere. No matter what the problem is.

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lirvilas
7th Aug 2016, 4:18 PM

The usual contingencies I've seen usually call for incendiary grenades to take out the comms gear.

C-4... that's a bit over the top.

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Zanreo
8th Aug 2016, 10:06 AM

rip :c

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lirvilas
8th Aug 2016, 10:44 AM

Maybe he'll come back as a ghost like Atari?

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harajuku_Smittle_
14th Aug 2016, 10:39 AM

Chuck is alive..i swear

He's relaxing on a beach with jeezzus now

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lirvilas
23rd Aug 2016, 7:44 PM

WTH? How did I not see this comment? OK, stand by, there's more to follow on this scene.

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